Genital Florals -- Bandana

At first glance, you'll notice a soft, white canvas adorned with a tasteful arrangement of pastel-colored blooms. But look closer, and you'll discover the mischievous twist: nestled among the delicate petals are hand-drawn illustrations of breasts and a penis, cleverly disguised as floral bouquets.

The design is a whimsical blend of traditional floral motifs and playful innuendo. The breasts are delicately rendered in soft pastel hues, adding a touch of femininity to the composition. Meanwhile, the penis flower features peach-toned petals and vibrant green leaves, giving it a charmingly cheeky appearance.

Our canine model, Shamus, perfectly embodies the spirit of this quirky accessory. With his adorable smile and playful energy, Shamus brings a sense of joy and fun to every photo wearing this bandana. Whether you're out for a leisurely stroll in the park or wearing this while attending a casual gathering with friends, this bandana is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. It's a lighthearted and amusing accessory that adds a touch of humor and personality to any occasion.

Info:
• 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
• Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
• Breathable and moisture-wicking material
• Lightweight and soft to the touch
• Double-folded edges
• Single-sided print
• Multifunctional
• UPF50+ protection
• Fabric is OEKO-TEX 100 standard and Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified
• Blank product components sourced from China

Important sizing information: the smallest bandana size is made for small pets and won’t fit a grown-up. Please choose the medium or large size if you’re ordering for a grown-up.

Size guide